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priests, women, peasants and lowlier folk have been known to die readily in the cause of duty or  out of shame


Zhao An Xin 5 Friends Theory
It’s the basic truth that if you take the five people who are closest to you and average out any  factor that you’d desire to benchmark – you’re probably the average of those five closest people  to you.
Once you understand the five friends theory you can go about dramatically improving any area of  your life whether it’s finances, health, social power, martial power or – whatever, by really  just changing who you’re associating with. Who you’re spending the majority of your time with.



The content of fear may be intense and gripping,
so much so that it overwhelms us completely.
But when we look beyond that content at the fear itself,
what do we find?
Pure energy, energy which, if we focus on it directly,
will begin to reveal its real nature.
Then, instead of filling us with agitation,
the energy of fear can actually lead us
to a state of exhilaration, or intense concentration,
or love.






















The following are seven methods to detect an individual's character.
1. Debate with him to know his viewpoints on life.
2. Challenge him verbally to watch the changes of his inner state.
3. Discuss strategies with him in order to observe his wisdom.
4. Enlighten him as to the difficulties and dangers ahead, thus to know his courage.
5. Cause him to be drunk, then observe his real nature.
6. Make him handle money, then know his virtue.
7. Assign work to him, then discover his competence.

The New Leap-frog Theory
If you have a large, perfect diamond and you take it to the
village marketplace, you will have a tremendously hard time
trying to convince the junk peddler to give you five dollars tor
it. However, if you circumvent the village peddlers and the
small town shopkeepers, and go directly to the most reputable
diamond dealer in the nation, you would not have to waste
your energy attempting to convince him. Your merchandise
would speak for itself. You wouldn't even need to open your
mouth and he might offer you five hundred thousand dollars
for it.
If you are a true gem, then do not waste your energy trying
to undersell yourself to the common village peddlers. You will
annoy the peddler and waste your time. It is much easier to
sell valuable goods to those who recognize the value then to
those who do not.












Watch your breath. You will discover that when
your breathing is short and shallow, your mind is restless.
When you breathe deeply, your mind will become calm and
tranquil and your intellect sharp and focused.

in Vijnanabhairava (24): "The
exhalation goes out and the inhalation goes in. By steady
fixation of the mind at the two spaces between the breaths,
one may experience the full nature of God."
Listen to the sound of you breath. When your breath
comes in, it makes the natural sound ham and as the breath
goes out, it makes the sound sa. Humans breathe in and out
21,600 times a day and each time the breath repeats hamsa.
With your mind, follow the breath within you and
observe the space where inhalation meets exhalation, approximately
twelve fingers distance from the nostril. Behold the
space between the breaths, for it is the gate to the mystery of
this universe and beyond.


Adopt The Farmer's Virtue. The time for planting and
the time for harvesting does not wait. If you procrastinate
and miss the planting season, you will have no
crop for the whole year. The farmer's rich harvest is
dependent on his timely dedication to his work. He
does not have to read motivational books to overcome
his inertia.

Business is a major part of our life. One who has the requisite
skills for life will also be skillful in business. This is because
business is based on interaction with people—all people, even
ourselves. Life is about relating to people, others and ourselves.
The foundation for acquiring the skill of relating to
other people is rooted in the degree to which we are able to
understand and relate to ourselves.


A Destiny Waits to Unfold
By simply being aware that there is a Divine plan for your life that awaits to unfold in the  course of life itself, you will begin to be consciously in tune with every incident that comes  into your professional and personal life. Treat each incident with the eye of a good detective  and try to unveil the mystery of your fate.

Sometimes you are the only thing in your way.

Someone said here: "aren't you too old to drive 8 hr?" Conclusion: most of my followers are very  young

8 hr driving, relaxed. and understanding that "don't stop in the middle of the road" applies also  to life

Attention to detail … can’t be (and never is) added later. It’s an entire development philosophy,  methodology, and culture.

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.

















This is like a seed being planted and over time this seed will begin to develop and grow within  you and you’re clearly seeing things at a higher level the more and more often you study the four  quadrants of power.

I want you to ingrain this in your mind: The major difference between successful and unsuccessful  people is the ability to delay gratification. Don’t go for the quick benefit. Don’t go for the  quick result. Build something stable. A stable foundation so that over time you’re able to fully  realize your objectives and fully realize your accomplishments.


The most profound knowledge is often only available through direct perception and experience.  Words alone are never sufficient to explain such mysteries. Understanding the nature of fear and  how to take control of it is of great importance in our daily life. Knowing the source of fear is  the essential element; without it, your understanding of fear will not be complete.


Many years ago two salesmen were sent by a British shoe manufacturer to Africa to investigate and  report back on market potential.
The first salesman reported back, "There is no potential here - nobody wears shoes."
The second salesman reported back, "There is massive potential here - nobody wears shoes."



In truth, each one of us since the moment of our birth has been given a death sentence; only the  date is unknown.

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist.

When his duty is to face danger and he flees, it is cowardice.

In conquering, you are ruthless. In action and non-action, you are changeless. You are a true  Thick Face, Black Heart practitioner.

Ultimately, you will see no division or conflict
between the spiritual world and the ruthless world.
Your sublime spiritual insight will become an essential
tool to conquer the day-to-day realities.

When people act overly nice, I always wonder about their motives.

At the stage of self-inquiry, the individual is often in a state of uncertainty, confusion, and  sometimes pain and anger.

Our objective in practicing Thick Face, Black Heart
is to be able to defend ourselves against others' aggression.

 All limitations are created in imagination.

impulses stir, conflict arises

The Sage will gather forces and power in the dark, and when the opportunity rises, comes out.

if subordinates enjoy female musicians, it will ‘injure’ the King’s virtue.

When you win, you lose.When we fight a battle that we shouldn't, even if we win, we lose.

We all have to learn to choose wisely which battle to fight, and in which one to accept defeat  and subsequently endure the humiliation of that defeat.

A perfect lover is also a perfect warrior.

Those who are naturally cunning and ruthless can
always identify those sweet and trusting individuals.
Just as in the kingdom of animals, the strong lion can
always single out a sick or weak-spirited wildebeest
among a herd of thousands.

Respect a biting dog from a distance.

Any seemingly harmless information provided to your
counterpart can come back to haunt you and this will
place you in a potentially vulnerable position.

A knife has great utility value and without it, life
would be extremely inconvenient, yet a knife is also a
deadly weapon.

I must be cruel, only to be kind.

The truth of life is hidden
everywhere equally.

You don't manage people,
you manage things.
You lead people.

i am able to love my God
Because He gives me freedom to deny Him.

Leadership: An Essential
Element of Survival

Remember,
what may appear to be the source of one's strength can
often also be the source of one's weakness.

The dragon undertakes a journey of a thousand miles only
to make his nest right here.

success does not discriminate; it can come to those who project either negative or positive
attitudes.

"If you are lying on the ground, you must use the ground to raise yourself."


This is perfect.
This is perfect.
From the perfect springs the perfect.
If the perfect is taken from the perfect,
only the perfect remains.

Opposites are not two entities which balance each other. They are, in reality, two aspects of the  same thing.

The sage and the criminal might commit the
same crime against the state out of entirely different motives.

While God waits for His church
to be built of love,
men bring stones.

The hat is good, the shoes
are good. However, if you put the hat on your feet, and the
shoes on your head, then both become useless.


Consistency is not always a virtue unless you are an
accountant.

For some, the time of hibernating and resting is an
essential process for generating highly creative energies.

Weeping may endureth for a night,
but joy cometh in the morning.

Understanding the difficulties,
enduring the hardships,
predicting the risks,
tolerating the abuse;
for such a person,
all ensure fame and success.


Dharma of a warrior is the opposite of a physician's, yet they are both correct. On the other  hand, if a warrior refuses to kill and a physician refuses to save, then both actions would be  insupportable

The lotus offers its beauty to the heaven, the grass its service to the earth.

Diversity is Fear

Performing your duty without attachment or aversion is a great antidote to the poison of fear.

When a salesman sees his own interest is the opposite of his potential customer, he is fearful.  When a salesman seeks unity with his customer's interests, then his fear does not exist.

An ignored guest often departs unannounced.

The flower which is single Need not envy the thorns That are numerous.

When in doubt tell the truth.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some  conversation.

Don't waste your time on things that only hurt you.

the body is wiser than its inhabitants.


With what you get from others,you make a living for yourself
What you give to others,makes a life for yourself.

Poverty is the greatest violence.

When one is destined for greater accomplishments in life, the preparation for such a journey can  be extensive.

When you immerse yourself in inactivity, you are also gathering and nurturing your inner  strength. By doing so, without anxiety and with a detached spirit, you are able to focus yourself  and thus create a force of powerful momentum and unshakable clarity.

The divine guidance often comes when the horizon is the blackest.

The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.

sacrificing the apple to gain the tree

CUTE TRUTH: "The person who tries 2 keep every1 happy n alwaz care 4 every1 is alwaz the most  lonely person".... Strange but true....!

One trouble with trouble is that is usually starts out like fun.

Spend a lot of time talking to customers face to face. You'd be amazed how many companies don't  listen to their customers.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can  succeed.

Great opportunities are not seen with your eyes. They are seen with your mind.

Stretch after you have done your exercise.

If you don't have daily objectives, you qualify as a dreamer.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.


We ascribe beauty to that which is simple; which has no superfluous parts; which exactly answers  its end; which stands related to all things; which is the mean of many extremes.

When you conceal your will from others, that is Thick.
When you impose your will on others, that is Black.

Understanding how to surmount pain, doubt and failure is a vital component in winning the game of  life.

the wisdom is one, the applications are infinite.

When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right.

everything which rises must converge.

Money and wealth are obtained through interactions
with others.

Through work, we encounter people and
events that mirror our spiritual state.

Work Does Not Need You, You Need Work.

legacy is greater than currency

Many people will just freeze on contact.

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can  write better.


By 2015, 10 percent of your online "friends" will be nonhuman.( as organizations).

Making profits and paper best friends

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.

There is no coming to consciousness  without pain.

Never underestimate the subliminal power of ---> The Power of Suggestion.

Everyone knows that it’s essential to rehearse, but not everyone knows how to rehearse what’s  essential.

If you practice like it’s the real thing, the real thing will seem like a practice.

the phone can serve to bring two strangers together within the same room in one of the most  intimate and economic ways possible.

The real threat might come from below

Use the word ’we’ prematurely(with gf)

Anything Individuals Do In Their Leisure Time Is Our Competition

Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.

A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had  a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it  telling us to sit down and shut up.

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.

Statistics are like bikinis; they reveal a good deal that is both interesting and instructive,  but they usually conceal what is really vital.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but  don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

You can never do merely one thing.

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle.


The master is a swimming pool where you can learn how to
swim. Once you have learned, all the oceans are yours."



The average person thinks he isn’t.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly  important.

A problem well stated is a problem half solved.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be  in want of a wife.

You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research.

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Become who you are.

Men are like steel. when they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs  less.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water:  not before or after, but instead.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent.  She can't wait to disprove it.

How many legs does a dog have, if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t  make it a leg.

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Any company large enough to have a research lab is too large to listen to it.

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend  to.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell  the time by watching the second hand of a clock.

Thought is useful when it motivates for action, and a hindrance when it substitutes for action.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

One dog barks at something. And a hundred dogs bark at the sound.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.

You can do anything, but not everything.

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.

The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

A good tool improves the way you work. A great tool improves the way you think.

Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do  maintenance.

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will  know what I mean.

The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would solve most the worlds  problems.

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly.

It is surprinsingly how easy it is to forget that the way to get things done is to do them.

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.

Write drunk, revise sober.

An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

Understanding is simple. Knowing is complicated.

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do  something.

It is a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on the door and you say, ‘Go away, I’m looking for the  truth.’ and so it goes away. Puzzling.

When one person suffers from a delusion It is called insanity. When many people suffer from a  delusion It is called Religion.

Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

You almost never get the pleasure of seeing that you won the argument in real time. People just  don’t like to publicly change their minds. They change their minds in private.

What shapes our lives are the questions we ask, refuse to ask, or never think to ask.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

If you can eliminate all the other choices, the remaining choice, no matter how improbable, is  the answer.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get  smart just in time to ask questions?

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil  things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.

Management works within the system. Leadership works on the system.

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench  has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts  the sails.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.

Dream is not the thing what you see in sleep, dream is the thing that does not let you sleep.

When I’m working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem.  But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Life is based on perception,
Perception is based on opinion,
Opinion is based on thought,
Thought comes from the mind.
Change your mind , change your life.

Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his  questions.




Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes.

We become aware of the void as we fill it.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement.  But the opposite of a profound truth  may well be another profound truth.

The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.

A thing, until it is everything, is noise, and once it is everything it is silence.

Admiration and familiarity are strangers.

Will localizes us; thought universalizes us.

Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing  changes and yet everything is completely different.

Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong.  They are conflicts  between two rights.

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will content to begin  with doubts, he shall end in certainties.

The future influences the present just as much as the past.

A stumble may prevent a fall.

I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.

The first quality of a brave person is an open mind.The primary symptom of a scared person is a  closed mind.

We are more often treacherous through weakness than through calculation.

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.

Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short  distance correctly.

A gun gives you the body, not the bird.

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday.

The map is not the territory.

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your  head.

lice came to a fork in the road.  "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

The obstacle is the path.

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch.

It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.

Seeking is not always the way to find.

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still.

The forest will answer you in the way you call to it.

As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.

Business is a combination of war and sport.

Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals  consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist. I never think about money. Beautiful things  make money.

If you're attacking your market from multiple positions and your competition isn't, you have all  the advantage and it will show up in your increased success and income.

Investors have very short memories.

No matter what your product is, you are ultimately in the education business. Your customers need  to be constantly educated about the many advantages of doing business with you, trained to use  your products more effectively, and taught how to make never-ending improvement in their lives.

Luxury goods are the only area in which it is possible to make luxury margins.

The number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers people to do what they want  to do. It lets people be creative. It lets people be productive. It lets people learn things they  didn't think they could learn before, and so in a sense it is all about potential.

The lifeblood of our business is that R&D spend. There's nothing that flows through a pipe or  down a wire or anything else. We have to continuously create new innovation that lets people do  something they didn't think they could do the day before.

We can believe that we know where the world should go. But unless we're in touch with our  customers, our model of the world can diverge from reality. There's no substitute for innovation,  of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch, either.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

All womanhood is hampered today because the world on which it is emerging is a world that tries  to worship both virgins and mothers and in the end despises motherhood and despoils virgins.

When small men cast long shadows the sun is going down

Science assumes that objects create observers spirituality that observers create objects

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

I practice daily RT @PCTrading: @_robin_sharma robin, how do you stay so positive? And also so  motivated?

If you think beyond what is normal you stretch your ability to create something great.

In the darkest of moments, when you feel 1000% alone, you still have your choices with you.

"Do not be the first bottleneck"....BOSS advice is universal

The light of the sun, the photons hitting your retina electric storms in synaptic networks,and  thoughts in mind are an integrated process

Everything you want comes from within.. Work from the inside out

ANSWER me wat is more painfull 1. when a PErson whom you trusted hurts you or 2. a personwhom you  hurted still trust u !

silent lips may avoid many problms... but, smiling lips will solve many problems

HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was the first to invent THE EXAMS

The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.

The secret of life is letting go. The secret of love is letting it show.

5 most important words for Well being : Eat less Move more Relax

Spending: If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.
Savings: Don't save what is left after spending; spend what is left after saving.
Hard work: All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.
Laziness: A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.
Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income.
Borrowings: The borrower becomes the lender's slave.
Accounting: It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.
Auditing: Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.
Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet.
Investment: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.



Sir, "What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.
"Two words."
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word.'
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience. "
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions ."

Indian coins are mainly produced in 4 cities :
1. Delhi
2. Mumbai
3. Hyderabad
4. Kolkata
The production in city puts
an identification mark under the year of issue.
Coins produced in:
1. Delhi - have a dot
2. Mumbai - have a diamond
3. Hyderabad - have a star
4. Kolkata - Nothing beneath the year






I learned that the markets offer the trader an opportunity to profit from price movement, and  these opportunities are basically in perpetual motion. It is an environment where the individual  has the freedom to create his own results, unimpeded by many of the constraints that exist in  everyday social life. These never ending opportunities make the market a perfect mirror of the  trader's attitude. What the trader sees in that movement and what he can do about it the markets  have no control over. All the choices and all the power to turn these choices into experience  reside in the mind of each trader.


To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;  to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to  appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a  healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed  easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.









How can you become who you want to be if you have no deep daily clarity on who you want to be?

People are extremely open minded when you agree with them.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is to keep it from creeping down into your body.

A hero is born among a hundred,
A clever man is found among a thousand,
But the wise hero in a hundred thousand
May be born in a thousand (or not at all).*

By the wise all sciences will be studied even when they are past middle age.
Although there may be no results in this life
It will become easier for them to obtain such in another life.

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

There is no bodily ornament like accomplishments,*
There is no (physical) misery like mental worry,
There is no protection for the body like patience,
There is no relative (or friend) to equal charity.

Real Truth is a virtue to the talented
But a harmful thing to those without talent.
The water of the river is very free from impurity;
But, entering the ocean, it becomes undrinkable.

If people mutually advertise each others' virtues,
Even he who possesses none will acquire them.
But he who proclaims his own virtues,
Even were he Indra, would not be respected.

Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is  alone.

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Microsoft ® Encarta ® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights  reserved.


In the market:
honesty Is power,
simplicity Is energy,
and innocence Is ability.

This (Trading) is not a job where you get paid by the hour.
You get paid for doing the right thing.

Forget that your money is at stake. Money in trading account is just a tool for making money.  Preserve your tool. You need it to make money.

One trade should never make or break your account.

Abundance doesn't follow giving until giving becomes its own reward.

Instruction does much, but encouragement does everything.

It is a secret both in nature and state, that it is safer to change many things than one.

the absence of an answer is an answer

Sometimes going faster slows progress down.

over dreaming is real cause of drepresion

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhiliration of victory.

Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

In other words, I'm willing to see dark corners added to the language, as longas I don't have to  go into them myself.
 
Character is not made in a crisis it is only exhibited.

There may be deep bottoms in still waters.

When you make a choice, you change the future.

Leadership is the art of making the impossible the inevitable.

The fox knows well with whom he plays tricks.

High gold prices have led to an increase in jewelry thefts,

One of the most valuable assets of a businessperson? Staying relevant.

Focusing on all you don't have is the very thing blocking you from all you want.

Police everywhere,justice nowhere

True wealth is time. True wisdom is knowing how to use it.

A gossip talks about others, a bore talks about himself - and a brilliant conversationalist talks  about you.

You must have long term goals to keep you from being frustrated by short term failures

When you resent someone, they live rent-free in your head.

if you realized how powerful your thoughts are... you would never think a negative thought..!!!

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.

To distribute material possessions is to divide them. To distribute spiritual possessions is to  multiply them.

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy

It is our duty to Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment

One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other

Television has changed humanity from an irresistible force, into an immovable object
 
Best way to grow your business is to grow your thinking.

To see is to know; to desire is to be able to; to dare is to have.
 
It is not possible to stop what God has started.

You are here to enrich the world, & you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.

Handle them carefully, for words have more power than atom bombs.

What is art but a way of seeing?

You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight.

Remember, where there is no solution, there is no problem.

It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting.

As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence.

If words are to enter men's minds and bear fruit, they must be the right words shaped cunningly  to pass men's defenses and explode silently and effectually within their minds.

Discovery is seeing what everybody else has seen, and thinking what nobody else has thought.

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.

If you haven't the strength to impose your own terms upon life, you must accept the terms life  offers you.

Discretion is the salt, and fancy the sugar of life; the one preserves, the other sweetens it.

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.


Let him that would move the world, first move himself.

A Word A Day keeps boredom away.

Our chief want is someone who will inspire us to be what we know we could be.

Working harder at the wrong things won't make things better.

Only He that has TRAVELED THE ROAD... Knows where the Holes are D E E P

Nothing is so Exhausting as INDECISION

A myth is a fixed way of looking at the world which cannot be destroyed because, looked at  through the myth, all evidence supports the myth.

You will never be greater that the thoughts that dominate your mind

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal

Nature always tends to act in the simplest way

The key to success is to learn from your mistakes. The shortcut to success is to learn from  others mistakes
 
Music is nothing else but wild sounds civilized into time and tune.

What is the highest secret to victory and peace? To will what God wills, and strike a league with  destiny.

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable
 
Do not wait for life. Do not long for it. Be aware, always and at every moment, that the miracle  is in the here and now.

The smallest of actions can trigger the biggest of results. Everything counts.

Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and  left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?

The study of error is not only in the highest degree prophylactic, but it serves as a stimulating  introduction to the study of truth.

Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds - all they have had, all  they have now, and all they expect to have.

"All together" is written separated and "separated" is written all together.

Cats know how to obtain  food without labor, shelter without confinement, and  love without  penalties.

The soldiers fight, and the kings are heroes.

The link between my experience as an entrepreneur and that of a politician is all in one word:  freedom.
Silvio Berlusconi

Nothing is as dangerous as leaving your best dreams undone.

Your first step to learning about yourself is to realize that it isn't about you.

As we grow up we don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.

Are you good in math? Can you substitute my X without asking Y?

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Focus on What You Can Control

A woman’s head is always influenced by heart; but a man’s heart by his head.

True love is like a man playing chess, always afraid of losing his queen.

Letting go of certain people isn't saying I hate you. It's saying I LOVE ME.

My name is (I). My problem is (Love). My solution is (You).

The saddest people are those who have everything but can’t share it with anyone.

Don't believe everything you think.

Be determined to handle any challenge in a way that will make you grow.

Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time  to write down.
 
Circumstance does not make the man; it reveals him to himself.

The place where your greatest frustration lives is the place where your biggest opportunity lies.

Silver is poor man’s gold

"I have faith in God" like 3 inches of bullet proof glass.

"if I weren't in politics, I'd probably be in business". If she weren't in politics, a LOT of  people would be in business.
 
FAITH is FOLLOWING without knowing where, WAITING w/o knowing when, BELIEVING w/o knowing how,  TRUSTING w/o knowing why

What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart.  ...In me: You.

Writing is thinking. To write well is to think clearly. That's why it's so hard.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind  chick.

So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die?  Ugh, government

Seduce my mind and you can have my body

Before u speak,listen. Before u write,think. Before u invest,investigate. Before u  criticize,pray. Before u quit,try again.

The nature of genius is to be ahead of your time. So if people don't get you, you're on the right  track.

The greatest failure in leadership isn't failure. It's to become irrelevant.

All appears to change when we change.

What holds us back are not our external conditions but our internal assumptions.

If everybody loves you, something is wrong. Find at least one enemy to keep you alert

To make changes, you don't have to be a leader, you don't have to be superior; all you need is a  strong will.

Too many people are thinking of  security instead of opportunity;  they seem more afraid of life   then of death.

When the economics of a country improves, everything about it gets noticed - its food, it dress,  its culture, its music, its films !!

get her friends to pressure her to do it and she will

For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.


The stanza uttered by a teacher
is reborn in the student who repeats the words.

To find an address: look for it. To find love: stop looking for it

 No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch

We learn something every day, & lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong

I never said most of the things I said.

One does not make freinds. One recognizes them.

It's so hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.

The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.

"You see, but you do not observe." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Look around: your horizon is larger than you think

You strengthen what you speak about.
 
Disappointments are the shadows of expectations.

The Capacity for D E L I G H T is the Gift of... PAYING ATTENTION

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to  give my used toys to the less fortunate.


"Truth is the daughter of Time."

FAMILY = Father And Mother I Love YOU

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say,  "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising  boys."

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

Challenges make life interesting, however, overcoming them is what makes life meaningful

Most human beings only think they want freedom. The only freedom man really wants, is the freedom  to become comfortable.

When everything seems to be going against u, remember that the airplane takes off against the  wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Men play the game; women know the score.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

If you make a girl laugh, she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you

Anyone who says that only sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

Our thinking is gone,
but our thoughts continue.
Reasoning ceases,
but knowledge remains.

There is rebirth of character,
but no transmigration of a self.
Your thought-forms reappear,
but there is no ego-entity transferred.

Desires kept in the heart come true faster than those we constantly broadcast by talking about  them or putting demands on others.

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.

Water is POISONOUS when overconsumed!

Take counsel of your pillow.

Shankar says that every emotion has a corresponding rhythm in the breath and regulating breath  could help relieve personal suffering.

Buy Ice. Sell Fire. Retire Rich.

In 1959, the Maharishi began his first world tour.[5][8] Of the purpose of the tours, the  Maharishi wrote: "I had one thing in mind, that I know something which is useful to every man".

Enjoy your little while the fool seeks for more.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man  around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven  years.

There are three stages of a man's life:  He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa  Claus, he is Santa Claus.

Andhera zyada gehra lug raha hai/ tto shayad subah ab hone hi ko hai

Children are all foreigners.

opportunity is on left and right side of difficulty. In Middle there is solution.

In the middle of a difficulty lies opportunity

What flatterers say, try to make true.

He who allows himself to be insulted deserves to be.

You will always be remembered for the problems you solve and the problems you create

To tell the truth is dangerous; to listen to it is boring.

The friendship that can cease has never been real.

To reach a great height a person needs to have great depth.

love does not keep a record of wrongs

Virginity can be lost by a thought.

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.

If you love him,tell him,else he will never know.

Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils.

The law of the wild says kill only when you are hungry!!!

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

If you want more joy, serve. If you want more money, solve problems. If you want more freedom,  face your fears.

“We need men who can dream of things that never were” ~John F. Kennedy

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.


You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten  times greater than yours.

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.

30 Percent Rule
Sell stocks whenever the market is 30% higher over a year ago.— Eugene D. Brody (Oppenheimer  Capital)

Ten Percent Rule
Only buy stocks when the market declines 10% from that date a year ago, which happens once or  twice a decade.— Eugene D. Brody (Oppenheimer Capital)

Gaps
Gaps are closed within two days in 90% of all occasions. If they are not closed it indicates that  the market will continue strongly in that direction. -- Borsellino.


When you're a winner, you come back no matter what happened the day before.

Beauty is merciless. You do not look at it, it looks at you and does not forgive.


Every thought we think is creating our future.

You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find  none, you should try even harder.

Fear is a reaction. #Courage is a decision.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on

All photos are accurate. None of them is the truth.

Do not know yourself. I want to continue to surprise me.

When you want something in life, you have to focus.

Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.

Truth uttered before its time is always dangerous.

Many times we want God to change our circumstances, but God wants the circumstances to change us.

God made man first because you always do a rough draft before the masterpiece

Having a partner definitely allows you to take more risks

When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes & all your money. Then take half the clothes &  twice the money

Like Weather, one's fortune may change by the evening.

Past scholars studied to improve themselves;
Today's scholars study to impress others.

Seeing it once is better than being told 100 times.

A picture is worth ten thousand words

Friction is a sign that there is movement.

Learn without thinking begets ignorance.
Think without learning is dangerous.

Help one another, for we are all in the same boat.

Everyone eats and drinks; yet only few appreciate the taste of food.


The petty man is eager to make boasts, yet desires that others should believe in him. He  enthusiastically engages in deception, yet wants others to have affection for him. He conducts  himself like an animal, yet wants others to think well of him.

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

Instead of being concerned that you have no office, be concerned to think how you may fit  yourself for office. Instead of being concerned that you are not known, see to the (be?) worthy  of being known.

Men honor what lies within the sphere of their knowledge, but do not realize how dependent they  are on what lies beyond it.

Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness.

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can.

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.

The only thing really worth going back in time for is music

Each difficult moment has the potential to open my eyes and open my heart.

 Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles

A different world cannot be built by indifferent people.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.


“When we have nothing to worry about we are not doing much, and not doing much supplies us with  plenty of future worries”

Don't consider your reputation and you may do anything you like

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a  lifetime, a garden.

After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless

When the heart is at ease, the body is healthy

Just as tall trees are known by their shadows, so are good men known by their enemies

Outside noisy, inside empty

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come

give, if thou art asked for little;

Under an overturned nest, can there be unbroken eggs?

LEARNING IS AN ACT OF COURAGE.


Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best.

If you have two loaves of bread, sell one and buy a lily

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all

Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet

With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

You will always find an answer in the sound of water.

Don't stand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net

The more you sweat in peacetime, the less you bleed during war.

Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying  down.

One step at a time is good walking

Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

One million memories, Ten thousand inside jokes, One hundred shared secrets One reason, Best  friends.

Sloth, like rust, consumes faster than labor wears, while the used key is always bright

He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night

Constant dropping wears away stones

The eye of a master will do more work than both his hands

Not to oversee workmen is to leave them your purse open

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

Hatred corrodes the vessel in which it is stored

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have  anything to gain

It is always easier for one man to solve another man's problem.

Of all the stratagems, to know when to quit is the best

It is the beautiful bird which gets caged

The best leaders love to learn. And the greatest organizations are learning enterprises – places  where ideas are the currency of success.

Have a lust to learn, remain blindingly curious, read books daily, drink coffee with brilliant  people, have long conversations with role models whose ideas provoke/challenge/irritate you.

When you catch an adjective, kill it.

Sleep Strenghtens Your Memory

Build Your Brain with Exercise

When a man sees something desirable, he must reflect on the fact that with time it could come to  involve what is detestable. When he sees something that is beneficial, he should reflect that  sooner or later it, too, could come to involve harm.

Whether the gentleman is capable or not, he is loved all the same; conversely the petty man is  loathed all the same.

Who eats with clean stomach gets health
With greedy glutton abides ill-health.

who glut beyond the hunger's fire
Suffer from untold diseases here.

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

To open a shop is easy, to keep it open is an art

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum


A baby alligator’s sex depends on the temperature of its NEST!

Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else.

Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.

You will never find the talents in you if you can't stop comparing yourself with the others.

To follow a spiritual path you need a] to be able to dare b] to be able to laugh

Working more isn't the answer, working smarter is.

Better standard of living is not better life

Before you beat a dog, find out who its master is

The world but lasts while rain shall fall.
The rain begets the food we eat
And forms a food and drink concrete.
The ocean's wealth will waste away,
Except the cloud its stores repay.

To con ascetic glory here
Is to count the dead upon the sphere.

They gain the world, who grasp and tell
Of taste, sight, hearing, touch and smell

The small the paths of ease pursue
The great achieve things rare to do.

After digestion one who feeds
His body no medicine needs.

With fasting adjusted food right
Cures ills of life and makes you bright

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

There are times when playing the stock mar ket that your money should be inactive - waiting on  the sidelines in cash - waiting to come into play.

Collective Consciousness, when ONE ant finds his way out of the maze, ALL ants know the way!

science' as a 'bastard son' of their Arte

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed,  it's the only thing that ever has.

The physician is he who in the bodily diseases takes the place of God and administers for Him.

In the stockmarket - time is not money - time is time and money is money.

Often money that is just sitting can later be moved into the right situation at the right time  and make a vast fortune – patience – patience.

Patience is the key to success not speed.

Time is a cunning speculator's best friend if he uses it right.

Remember the clever speculator is always patient and has a reserve of cash.

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow  frequently and to puff

We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop,  there is at last a drop which makes it run over; so in a series of kindnesses there is at last  one which makes the heart run over.




Records are more important to your success than any indicator, system, or technical tools.
Even the best system is bound to have some holes, but good records will allow you to find them  and plug them up.
A person who keeps detailed records makes a huge leap in his development as a trader.
Show me a trader with good records, and I’ll show you a good trader.

Undertrade, undertrade, undertrade is my second piece of advice.
Whatever you think your position ought to be, cut it at least in half.

The final qualification is “SILENT”. Keep your own silent counsel – keep your victories and your  failures to yourself – learn from them both.

If you don’t bet, you can’t win. If you lose all your chips, you can’t bet.

What We Can Learn For Trading From A Fable
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up  and spilt twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty and spilt them all. Then he lost his temper,  scattered the peas in all directions and ran away.

























Talk to her friends more than you talk to her

Tell her you noticed something weird or interesting about her, but never tell her what it is

just be around her and talk to other women at the same time, you will instantly appeal to her.

The lesson we learned, of course, was that there was a joy in losing control over your body. The  joy was rediscovered years later when everyone started using drugs.



Rubber bands on lemon (fun game for kitty party)

catwalk with a book on head.

Cotton ball games for you kitty party

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel.

I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose an animal. I died an animal and I  was man. Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?

To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the  cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you only nurse one drink) and if you borrow,  borrow big.

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form.

Don't let what you can't do interfere with what you can do.

The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.

Do not let the enemy see your spirit.

You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not  expect.
All things entail rising and falling timing. You must be able to discern this.

Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.

If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in  knowledge always pays the best interest.

The average adult spends about one-third of his or her waking time alone! And yet we're social  beings.


Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on(vibrations  turns woman into a sex addict)

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.

Being real is like being a lady...if you have to tell people you are...you aren't.

Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time.

People do business with people that make them feel good.

Even the strongest woman feels the need to be taken care of sometimes.

Any fool can make a rule.

Love isn't all about looks. Even blind eyes fall in love.

The problem with girls: They make you believe they don’t love you when they really do.
The problem with guys: They make you believe they love you when they really don’t.

There is a definite line between looking and staring.

"You are the standard" might be one of the simplest, yet most romantic statements someone can  make.

Overcome the notion that u must be regular. It robs u of the chance to be extraordinary
 
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.

Risk is what separates the good part of life from the tedium.

Einstein never learned how to drive a car.

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man.

Few things are as exhausting as doing nothing with your day

Life main sab fixed hai..ugly side of Cricket.

The more you converse with skins covered with sentiments, the more wisdom will you acquire.

Very often a thing that is itself broken is the occasion of much union.

The works of men's hands will occasion their death.

Human beings will be seen who will not understand each other's speech; that is, a German with a  Turk.

There remains the motion which divides the mover from the thing moved.

Tiring of a person may be a sign of a person looking for physical beauty at the expense of  envisioning soul beauty .
























The pen must necessarily have the penknife for a companion, and it is a useful companionship, for  one is not good for much without the other.


The circular plans of carrying earth are very useful, inasmuch as men never stop in their work;  and it is done in many ways. By one of these ways men carry the earth on their shoulders, by  another in chests and others on wheelbarrows. The man who carries it on his shoulders first fills  the tub on the ground, and he loses time in hoisting it on to his shoulders. He with the chests  loses no time.

WHY DOGS TAKE PLEASURE IN SMELLING AT EACH OTHER. This animal has a horror of the poor, because  they eat poor food, and it loves the rich, because they have good living and especially meat. And  the excrement of animals always retains some virtue of its origin as is shown by the faeces ...  Now dogs have so keen a smell, that they can discern by their nose the virtue remaining in these  faeces, and if they find them in the streets, smell them and if they smell in them the virtue of  meat or of other things, they take them, and if not, they leave them: And to return to the  question, I say that if by means of this smell they know that dog to be well fed, they respect  him, because they judge that he has a powerful and rich master; and if they discover no such  smell with the virtue of meet, they judge that dog to be of small account and to have a poor and  humble master, and therefore they bite that dog as they would his master.





Food shall be taken out of the mouth of many.
And those which will have their food in their mouth will be deprived of it by the hands of others
we eat that which at other times was eaten by others
And those who feed on grass will turn night into day

Heaven or Hell....

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.

"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
 "Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity." He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning... Today you voted for us!"